His driving is unbelievable. I don’t go that far on my holidays.
- Ian Baker-Finch, on John Daly
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
- Ben Hogan
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
- Will Rogers
It’s good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.
- Mark Twain
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
- Jimmy DeMaret
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
- Phyllis Diller
