His driving is unbelievable. I don’t go that far on my holidays.
- Ian Baker-Finch, on John Daly

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
- Ben Hogan

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
- Will Rogers

It’s good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.
- Mark Twain

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
- Jimmy DeMaret

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
- Phyllis Diller

I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right.
- Ben Crenshaw

Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
- Arthur Daley

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
- Jack Benny

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham